“Don’t you dare touch me!”
Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao
Tracks
lightskin guys taking an L with this one… can y’all stop tweeting. thanks.
Just a normal Friday with Chase. (we all know who the real star of this is, I was just the back up)
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Oh my god, this….
omg i love this i love everython
I want fanfic. Now. Please? PLEASE? GOD PLEASE? I’ll trade you. IDK what but I will.
There is silence on the other end of the connection. (Of course there is, Jesus Christ, he had not meant to say that.) On screen, their characters are hovering, rocking back and forth from ball of the foot to heel, waiting for a command. Jason feels like he’s going to vomit, and so he does the only sensible thing and shoots the shit out of Terry’s character.
“What the — ” Terry starts, and then, “God damn it, Jase, we were having a moment.”
“You let your guard down, you die,” Jason says, throat dry. “This is war, son. There are no moments in war.”
“Motherfucker,” Terry mutters, but he sounds absurdly fond. “That your definition of gentle?”
There was this girl at school called Erika or Erica or Ericka that was obsessed with horses and also was really short with dorky glasses and blonde hair and she had this cutesy little voice and got mad at me for swearingand one time she was listening to music and I was like “hey cool what you listening to”
“wanna listen?”
“okay”
IT WAS FUCKING HEAVY DEATH SCREAMO METAL ABOUT A GAZILLION DARKNESSES I WAS SO SCARED I COULD0VE CRIED APPARENTLY TRHAT’S HER FAVORUITE GENRE
